Am I a Jedi?

Maybe I am a Jedi...   Every true Jedi must master two essential skills: 1) running from your problems 2) avoiding people — Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 28, 2016 ...and a master at that!

In case you were wondering…

Today's Agenda Finish painting pickup frame Take truckload of trash to the city container for City Clean-up Day Write, write, write! Hit around some golf balls in the backyard. Laundry. Maybe write some more. When in doubt, see number 6. At least I did two of them. Yay me! Time for a nap.    

The cardboard sign

On my way to work yesterday, I happened upon a curious sign. I came across a panhandler on the side of the frontage road after I got off my exit. There, on the side of a busy intersection stood a relatively young man, with a beard and a wool a knit cap, holding a cardboard …

Pearls Before Swine Comic Strip, November 14, 2008 on GoComics.com

Pearls Before Swine Comic Strip, November 14, 2008 on GoComics.com. I ran across this strip and I thought it was funny, and somehow appropriate. I'm still waiting to rake in the money. I guess I'll have to wait a little longer.

Unable to eat diarrhea?

Yesterday I had a friend tag me on the following picture on Facebook, saying that as a writer I would enjoy it: I made one my usually snarky comments, that she only thought of me when she thought of diarrhea. This morning I woke up to find that she had deleted the whole post, no comment, …

The link between books, STD's and really bad jokes

Here's a news story out of WPXI Pittsburgh. Herpes virus found on library copies of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' If you haven't read the news story, please do so. I'll wait. Are you done? Great! After reading the article, all sorts of horrible jokes came to mind. Instead of my usual post, I decided to …